Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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