I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
