nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
