Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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