OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
bring money and cleavage
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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