Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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