who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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