hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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