I feel like I'm in dance class right now
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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