the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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