Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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