Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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