Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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