My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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