Please, let me fuck your mom
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
