I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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