Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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