quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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