Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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