This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Randomize
