Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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