butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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