sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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