yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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