im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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