But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Never underestimate the power of titties
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