Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
