I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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