She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I stole a fireplace last night.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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