Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
is wine microwaveable?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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