i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I see more hoeing in ur future
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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