ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize