But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Please, let me fuck your mom
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
So squirting runs in the family.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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