she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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