Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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