So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
