I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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