You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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