I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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