strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Randomize