I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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