i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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