Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
