youre lurking in front of me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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