O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The feeling are messing with the penis
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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