Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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