I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
How does one acquire holy water?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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