I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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