just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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