I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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