This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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