Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
