the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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