Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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