I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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