I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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