Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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