I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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